mothertrucking-flapjacks:

I’M CRYING

zekedms:

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Starlord, everyone.

(via jazzythephoenix)

nemhaine42:

weaponizedwit:

Beardy Cap for stripedteacups.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nemhaine42:

weaponizedwit:

Beardy Cap for stripedteacups.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via sbstnstan)

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
tylerchokely:

cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

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tylerchokely:

cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

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(via absurdgo)

Jeremy’s infamous viagra incident (x)

(via wintersoldier-iscoming)

iamhugh:

Alphabet Of Awesome Fictional Guys - Omar Little

I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right? 

iamhugh:

Alphabet Of Awesome Fictional Guys - Omar Little

I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right? 

(via emily84)

(Source: starrdork, via emily84)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

image

(via messismyhusband)

(Source: nevillles, via messismyhusband)

(Source: e-verdeen, via the---bratpack)

florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: giveable, via messismyhusband)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

(via howwegonnamakeitwork)

Anonymous said: top 5 harry moments

queerpotters:

  • WALKING TO THE FOREST TO DIE everything from harry waking up in dumbledore’s office to voldemort killing him is just exquisite — harry’s realisation that dumbledore had been grooming him for death and harry being hyperaware of his own body, “brain and nerve and bounding heart” is all so gorgeous and sad and wonderful, and he’s so brave. HE’S SO BRAVE. I’M SO FUCKING SAD IT’S BEEN 7 YEARS
  • destroying dumbledore’s office i love this scene because after 4 books of harry keeping shit to himself and sitting on his feelings you get lots of minor, small explosions post-cedric dying and then THIS, it’s a NUCLEAR BOMB OF ANGER and it’s so satisfying to read but also the most painful thing in the world, ever
  • politely asking the sphinx to move, please this cracks me up every time. if someone was like show me ONE THING that DEFINES harry james potter AS A HUMAN AND A CHARACTER i would show them this scene. life-threatening wizard competition. dangerous magical creature. “can you move, please?” my son
  • torturing amycus after he spit on mcgonagall this means A Lot to me because harry just straight up crucios that fucker without any hesitation or warm-up and puts so much feeling behind it. anything where harry is morally grey is my favourite because he’s The Saviour and the Master of Death and it’s like yeah, and he just crucio’d a dude so hard he flew across the room and passed out
  • "you don’t have to call me ‘sir’, professor" any scene where harry backchats snape is fantastic but i distinctly remember reading this scene and being like OOOHHHH OOOOOHHHH SICK BUUURRNNNN OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH